-CAUTION :
don't do anything WHOLE-HEARTEDLY!!!
you may get DIS-HEARTENED!!!
- Life is a game.... you have to play it right or..... you lose
- I advise you, don't mess with me. I know karate, kung fu, Judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 others dangerous words
- Did you konw taht yuor barin olny raeds the frist and lsat ltrtes and it doenst mtater if the ltters in bteewen are jmubeld up you can sitll raed it prfeeclty!!
- a simply thought for all you lovely girls- in life do not settle for someone who buys you a coffee, go for someone who makes it for you!
- Some people wonder why I don't say much... I wonder why some people talk so much but never say anything that's worth listening to!
- Abang tukang bakso, mari-mari sini. aku mau beli
- I'm not short. I simply refuse to be taller than those less AWESOME than me!
- I'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke the 1st time you tell it to me...the 2nd time when you explain it to me..and 5 minutes later when I finally get it!
- I put myself in the hospital because i had a Klondike bar in 1 hand but not the other so i beat myself up to decide who got the Klondike bar
- WARNING! Facebook now automatically scans your brain through your monitor. To BLOCK, wrap foil around your head, stay calm & breathe through your left nostril.
- having the love of your life dump you and say "We can still be friends" is like your dog getting ran over and killed and your mom say "You can still keep it"!
- what do you think calories are? .. i think they are little men that hide in your wardrobe and sew your clothes tighter! LOL
- You smell, i smell, you cry, i cry,you die! Woo What happened there? It must of been old age or too much sarcasm!
- Today's word of advice: Don't argue with a nut..You might be attacked by a squirrel.
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